Dumbya!

"I'm the commander. See? I don't need to explain. I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

Why is it that people in lineups at foodbanks always seem to have all sorts of money to buy tattoos, piercings and cigarettes, but just can't for the life of them scrimp together enough to buy FOOD sometimes? Jesus Christ, these numbnuts really make it hard to be a socialist liberal.

And while we're on it, is there anything more gross than a huge, ugly tattoo on a chick girl? Gag me.

Has anyone noticed bloggers are using strikethrough tags wayyyyyy toooooo often?

Does anyone else feel it's time JFK had a little chat with his daughters?

OK, she may be a Bush, but Goddamnit, I could DO this one.