So sue me.



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Wednesday, February 25, 2004


Famous Blogger Insulted by Misplaced Ad

targeted E.D plug riles


Actual screenshot from MD's machine.

Do my colleagues at Sports Illustrated Online dare suggest this blogger has erectile problems?
Scoff!


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Tuesday, February 24, 2004


Rogue Arrives at Mountaintop Village

has après ski dinner with MD


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Thursday, February 19, 2004



Winnipeg News



City cops keeping eye on B.C. sicko
Forced here after bestiality conviction




By BOB HOLLIDAY, STAFF REPORTER


A man who took the meaning of puppy love too far is being watched closely by the Winnipeg police sex-crime unit.

The man, who cannot be identified, moved to Winnipeg about a month ago after being forced to move from his long-time home in rural British Columbia.
His crime? The man likes having sex with animals, particularly dogs, and was convicted of having sex with two canines, both of whom were found dead wearing a bra and panties.

HANGING FROM RAFTERS

One dog was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters. The other was found in a ditch near the man's home.

"We are aware of him and have made the uniform officers aware also," said Staff Sgt. Boyd Campbell, of the sex-crimes unit. "Our high risk offender unit is building a profile on the man."

Boyd's greatest concern is the possibility "this is an escalating offence. Hopefully we are wrong but there is enough concern."

PUBLIC PRESSURE

If the profile warrants further action, said Boyd, police would apply for a full-scale public notification.

DNA was used to convict the man who is about halfway through his three-year probation for bestiality. Public pressure forced the man's move to Winnipeg.

"He feared for his safety and got permission to move here and we're stuck with the sick bastard," said a veteran cop, who asked not to be identified.

Winnipeg was alerted to the man's presence by the parole board.







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Wednesday, February 18, 2004


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Sunday, February 15, 2004

Band of Buggers World Exclusive

FAMOUS BLOGGER STALKED BY WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESS


Was I expecting my life to undergo a sea change when I shucked my successful career at the drive-thru window for the glamor and prestige of blogging? Oh, sure. Was I looking forward to the perks of the trade, such as free theater tickets and easy restaurant reservations? Most definitely so. Was I hoping for a bevy of nubile, almost naked beauties to throw themselves at me? Oh heavens yes! Was I expecting a waffle house waitress from East Jesus, SC to stalk me? Goodness gracious no!







Was it wrong for me to publish the location of her house? Perhaps. But aircraft already use the xenon red floodlight - blazing incessantly on her front porch - as a beacon in poor weather. The question is moot.


When her bus arrives in this rich, WASPish village, will she persevere?



Developing . . .

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Thursday, February 12, 2004

Well, my cyber-fiancé (who shall remain nameless in order to protect her privacy) has dumped me over this bovine fling thing. I guess I really stepped in it this time. I haven't been so embarrassed since Eyewitness News and their damn nightvision cameras caught me with that east side hooker, ass in the air, leaning inside my Beemer's side window.

How was I to know "she" was a transvestite? Christ.

I think what I'll miss most of all is those...suppers...on the dinette table at Rogue's place ( #69 Big 'O' Trailer Park, East Jesus, SC. 555-0501). The way she would teasingly baste my plump, firm, all-beef wiener with her special clam sauce, lovingly slip it into her tight, springy buns and expertly bake it in her warm oven until...until...UNTIL...oh God...OH GOD!...JESUS!...ahhhHHHHH!...done.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I was a young university student -- I was staying at a farm.
We had to stay there for a few days. There was a few guys
staying there. One of them was an agricultural college grad, I think.
We had a few beers...we got pretty loaded...and there was this cow and, um...
I'm sure you know what...it was apparently something they did quite often.
I'm sure you know what cultural relativism means -- you know, when in Rome...
It's actually not quite as odd as you might think...


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Hey Rogue!

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