MildlyDisturbed

What a beach

2007-07-04T22:26:00.001-07:00

2006-10-01T23:08:00.000-07:00

2006-09-10T20:37:00.000-07:00

Watch This Drive

2006-02-12T21:23:00.000-08:00

Deadeye Dick

Vice President Dick Cheney shares a laugh with NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre (left)
and GOP contributor Harold Whittington.

2005-12-27T12:30:00.000-08:00

2005-12-04T15:50:00.000-08:00

Happy Holidays!

2005-11-09T16:22:00.000-08:00

Homeskuler's Yellow Ribun

2005-11-04T20:56:00.000-08:00

Some Free Advice for the French

2005-10-08T18:46:00.000-07:00

Bruce McCall is an expatriate Canadian living in NYC.

2005-09-05T15:19:00.000-07:00

2005-09-04T18:33:00.000-07:00

I Guess He Was Just Joking

THE PRESIDENT: David, look, let me just say it again: Had I known there was going to be an attack on America, I would have moved mountains to stop the attack. I would have done everything I can. My job is to protect the American people. --April 11, 2004

2005-09-04T13:21:00.000-07:00

Idea stolen from the hot and talented KC

2005-08-23T20:32:00.000-07:00

As If We Needed More Proof

2005-08-07T23:27:00.000-07:00

Elton Unleashed

The absolute best of Elton John.

2005-07-04T16:03:00.000-07:00

Live8

Marty Gradwell said he came to the gig "to rock out and enjoy the start of a warm summer."

Asked what prompted the worldwide music extravaganza, he could only venture a guess.

"For AIDS in Afghanistan, is it?"

2005-06-30T17:35:00.000-07:00

Buffalo Girl

At the beach.
Sunday, June 26,2005

2005-06-29T22:00:00.000-07:00

Kids

At the beach. Sunday, June 26th, 2005
Click the thumbnail.

2005-06-26T21:48:00.000-07:00

Stuff Found in Old Wallets

I don't know who she is or how she died. I first saw this in the paper in the late 'nineties. And then again on the next three October 16th that followed. Then I left that city and its newspaper.

2005-06-19T10:16:00.000-07:00

'Conservatives' are Scum

When Mr. Bush makes a 'mistake' and kills 100,000 Iraqi villagers plus thousands of troops, 'conservatives' rally to unconditionally support him, forgive him, love him even more than they did, stick their noses a little deeper into his polyped ass, destroy anyone who dares criticize him, lie profusely for him.

When a 13-year-old girl makes a mistake, 'conservatives' stalk her, harrass her, try to seize control of her womb.

And maybe shoot her ob-gyn.

'Conservatives' are scumbags. Every last one of them.

2005-04-19T22:50:00.000-07:00

2005-04-03T15:53:00.000-07:00

Just because I thought it looked cool...

The Red Hat by Madalina Iordache

2005-03-18T21:55:00.000-08:00

^click^

2005-03-17T18:20:00.000-08:00

MD Jumps the Shark

The blog is moribund. In a desperate attempt to jumpstart the bitch, I'm posting Paris Hilton's address book.

Caution: boobs.

2005-03-03T23:07:00.000-08:00

Friday catblogging is here!

MD's pussy

2005-02-27T15:19:00.000-08:00

MD Gets Fanmail!

"This is one of the shittiest blogs I've ever seen. Damn man, get a fuckin job or sumthin."

~

2005-02-05T13:18:00.000-08:00

MD Takes Questions from Reader(s)

Q: Oh Brilliant One, what is a modern Republican?
~RoguePlanet, East Jesus, SC

A: That's easy, Cupcake. Someone with a purple finger and a brown nose.

~

Do YOU have a question for MD? Send it to:

quizmd@gmail.com

All letters become the property of MD and his 17 cats, and may be edited for clarity or brevity.

2005-01-27T21:23:00.000-08:00

2005-01-23T22:45:00.000-08:00

EDMONTON -- The treatment of school marching bands during last week's presidential inauguration is evidence the United States has lost its war on terrorism, the editor of Harper's magazine said. Lewis Lapham, the outspoken liberal at the helm of the monthly American magazine for more than 25 years, asserted that band members were told not to look U.S. President George W. Bush as they passed his stand or they would be taken away by security officers and questioned.

"I think to myself, the United States has lost the war on terror if this is what has happened to the American idea," Lapham said during a critique of post-Sept. 11 U.S. political culture which he described as intent on gagging dissenters.

His speech to a crowd of hundreds at an Edmonton hotel was filled with barbs aimed at everyone from Bush, whom he compared to the Wizard of Oz, to a mainstream media he says tries to protect the image of power.

He called Alberto Gonzales, Bush's nominee for attorney general, "a clever eunuch in a corporate harem" and "a man of very little principle and probably less integrity."

2005-01-18T20:54:00.000-08:00

2004-12-30T19:03:00.000-08:00

"Santorum, that's latin for 'asshole'." --fmr. Sen. Bob Kerrey (D-NE)

2004-12-19T16:00:00.000-08:00

2004-12-09T22:01:00.000-08:00

Unless you attribute the Republican victory to a vote fraud of unprecedented magnitude, the reality is that Americans thoroughly endorsed what President Bush stands for. So let's play the cards the way they've been dealt. And, perpetual optimist that I am, I think the next four years stand to be among the most profitable of a lifetime for a minority of properly positioned investors and speculators.

I'm not talking about the average American. Having sown the wind, Boobus americanus is going to reap the whirlwind. As PATRIOT 2 becomes law, what little is left of civil liberties and the Bill of Rights is going to disappear. The gigantic deficits the government will run to fund both the war and domestic programs (don't forget that Bush is the only president since the 1820s who never vetoed a bill), will take interest rates to levels we haven't seen for a generation. That will crush the current mania in real estate, and likely cause the stock market collapse that began in March 2000 to resume. Unemployment will rise. The dollar will accelerate its collapse, as foreigners -- from Central Banks to the man in the street -- unload their dollars, causing the price of imports to skyrocket. The American standard of living will nosedive. I expect we're looking at what will amount to a much more severe version of the 70s. And that's only if the current adventure in Iraq doesn't mutate into World War 3.

But, as I said earlier, I prefer to look at the bright side. Higher levels of inflation won't only drive capital from the dollar and conventional investments; it will drive capital into gold. It bears repeating that gold is the only financial asset that's not simultaneously someone else's liability. And that's why, as fear and uncertainty increasingly stalk the world, the world will increasingly turn to gold. Bush believes that it doesn't matter what foreigners think about the U.S. He'll find that once countries start holding their reserves in euros and gold, the dollar will become a hot potato.

The way I see it, the dollar is on the way to reaching its intrinsic value. Which is to say an I.O.U. nothing on the part of a bankrupt government. This is a catastrophe for the average American. But a boon for those who follow the trend. I fully expect to see gold trading well over $1000 well before Bush's term is over.

But the really big gains will be in junior mining exploration stocks. The American public is still stock-crazy, not having figured out that the unprecedented 1982-2000 bull market is over. They're still looking for the next sector to get into. When the gold stocks start to move, people will try to get in -- but it will be like trying to drain the contents of Hoover Dam through a garden hose, because the market is too small to absorb any serious buying. The gold stocks will go into a bull run wilder than anything we saw with the Internet issues. (It's starting already: of the 9 precious metals stocks recommended in the September edition of the International Speculator, 6 are already up over 15%, with the top four up 61%, 63%, 102% and 150%... all in just over 3 months.)

There will be an immense transfer of wealth in the years to come from those who don't own gold, to those who do. A lot of that is almost guaranteed by Bush's profligate foreign and domestic policies. Best of all, the gains in store for us will be subject to the low capital gains taxes Bush is promising-- one part of his policies I agree with.

Reprinted without permission

2004-12-04T14:21:00.000-08:00

2004-11-30T16:40:00.000-08:00

Big Dick

2004-11-21T11:27:00.000-08:00

Did Bush Learn He Could be President in School?

'This is all to do with the learning culture in schools...a consequence of a child-centred education system which tells people they can become pop stars, high court judges or...infinitely more competent heads of state without ever putting in the necessary work or having the natural ability. What am I to say to Elaine Day? She is so PC she frightens me rigid.'

Britain's Prince Charles in a memo regarding Elaine Day, a personal assistant on his staff who asked whether people at her job level might ever rise to more senior positions. (via Globe and Mail)

2004-11-21T11:20:00.000-08:00

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

This is disturbing on SO many levels.

2004-11-21T11:17:00.000-08:00

Brothers in Arms

I'll bet Arlen Specter knows how Rogue's new kitty feels.

2004-11-20T10:24:00.000-08:00

What an Asshole

2004-11-09T22:53:00.000-08:00

Who Needs Andrew Sullivan? ;

2004-11-05T13:20:00.000-08:00

CNN calls Bush an asshole

By Ashlee Vance in Chicago

Published Thursday 4th November 2004 22:27 GMT

The very citizen journalists who very nearly pushed John Kerry into the White House have continued with their stellar work, uncovering a shocking photo naming policy on a shared Netscape/CNN site.

Citizen journalists traveling to this page discovered a dubious name for the file of the photo showing a lovable Laura Bush holding her ape-faced hubby. Until late last night, the photo was unpleasantly called asshole.jpg. It has now been changed to the more innocuous georgelaura135.jpg. The old photo page now chucks up an error message.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/04/bush_hole_cnn/

click on image

2004-11-03T23:32:00.000-08:00

Rise and Shine

2004-09-15T21:50:00.000-07:00

Sunny Afternoons

I know, I know, I know I haven't been blogging much lately. Rogue 'n' me have been busy touring the highways and byways on our scooter.

2004-09-11T10:32:00.000-07:00

Just For The Record . . .

This is NOT a picture of Rogue at the William Kristol/Michael Waldman debate at Coastal Carolina University, September 8, 2004.

2004-09-06T17:19:00.000-07:00

Practicing their love with women

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many Ob-gyn's aren't able to practice their...their love with women all across this country.

Video

2004-09-04T22:26:00.000-07:00

Oops. She did it again.

2004-09-04T20:22:00.000-07:00

2004-08-22T23:30:00.000-07:00

2004-08-19T00:49:00.000-07:00

Thousands of letters? Kari REALLY needs to buy herself a vibrator.

2004-08-17T21:45:00.000-07:00

Why do conservatives like their women nasty and butch and their presidents limp-wristed and freakishly femmy?

2004-08-17T00:25:00.000-07:00

Someone's been bad. ;

2004-08-12T00:23:00.000-07:00

2004-07-26T16:41:00.000-07:00

Dumbya!

"I'm the commander. See? I don't need to explain. I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

2004-07-18T20:40:00.000-07:00

Why is it that people in lineups at foodbanks always seem to have all sorts of money to buy tattoos, piercings and cigarettes, but just can't for the life of them scrimp together enough to buy FOOD sometimes? Jesus Christ, these numbnuts really make it hard to be a ~~socialist~~ liberal.

And while we're on it, is there anything more gross than a huge, ugly tattoo on a ~~chick~~ girl? Gag me.

Has anyone noticed bloggers are using ~~strikethrough~~ tags wayyyyyy toooooo often?

2004-07-15T23:07:00.000-07:00

Does anyone else feel it's time JFK had a little chat with his daughters?

2004-07-15T21:36:00.000-07:00

OK, she may be a Bush, but Goddamnit, I could DO this one.

2004-07-07T20:53:00.000-07:00

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2004-04-25T22:30:00.000-07:00

"It just seems like, you agree to have a certain personality or something. For no reason. Just to make things easier for everyone. But when you think about it, I mean, how do you know it's even you? And, I mean, this whole thing with yearbook -- it's like, everybody's in this big hurry to make this book, to supposedly remember what happened. Because if you made a book of what really happened, it'd be a really upsetting book."

2004-04-08T22:00:00.000-07:00

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2004-03-16T16:26:00.000-08:00

2004-02-25T09:35:00.000-08:00

Famous Blogger Insulted by Misplaced Ad
targeted E.D plug riles

Actual screenshot from MD's machine.

Do my colleagues at Sports Illustrated Online dare suggest this blogger has erectile problems?
Scoff!

2004-02-24T17:46:00.000-08:00

Rogue Arrives at Mountaintop Village
has après ski dinner with MD

2004-02-19T13:37:00.000-08:00

Winnipeg News

City cops keeping eye on B.C. sicko
Forced here after bestiality conviction

By BOB HOLLIDAY, STAFF REPORTER

A man who took the meaning of puppy love too far is being watched closely by the Winnipeg police sex-crime unit.

The man, who cannot be identified, moved to Winnipeg about a month ago after being forced to move from his long-time home in rural British Columbia.
His crime? The man likes having sex with animals, particularly dogs, and was convicted of having sex with two canines, both of whom were found dead wearing a bra and panties.

HANGING FROM RAFTERS

One dog was found in a garage, hanging from the rafters. The other was found in a ditch near the man's home.

"We are aware of him and have made the uniform officers aware also," said Staff Sgt. Boyd Campbell, of the sex-crimes unit. "Our high risk offender unit is building a profile on the man."

Boyd's greatest concern is the possibility "this is an escalating offence. Hopefully we are wrong but there is enough concern."

PUBLIC PRESSURE

If the profile warrants further action, said Boyd, police would apply for a full-scale public notification.

DNA was used to convict the man who is about halfway through his three-year probation for bestiality. Public pressure forced the man's move to Winnipeg.

"He feared for his safety and got permission to move here and we're stuck with the sick bastard," said a veteran cop, who asked not to be identified.

Winnipeg was alerted to the man's presence by the parole board.

2004-02-18T22:03:00.000-08:00

2004-02-15T20:38:00.000-08:00

Band of Buggers World Exclusive

FAMOUS BLOGGER STALKED BY WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESS

Was I expecting my life to undergo a sea change when I shucked my successful career at the drive-thru window for the glamor and prestige of blogging? Oh, sure. Was I looking forward to the perks of the trade, such as free theater tickets and easy restaurant reservations? Most definitely so. Was I hoping for a bevy of nubile, almost naked beauties to throw themselves at me? Oh heavens yes! Was I expecting a waffle house waitress from East Jesus, SC to stalk me? Goodness gracious no!

Was it wrong for me to publish the location of her house? Perhaps. But aircraft already use the xenon red floodlight - blazing incessantly on her front porch - as a beacon in poor weather. The question is moot.

When her bus arrives in this rich, WASPish village, will she persevere?

Developing . . .

2004-02-12T10:54:00.000-08:00
Well, my cyber-fiancé (who shall remain nameless in order to protect her privacy) has dumped me over this bovine fling thing. I guess I really stepped in it this time. I haven't been so embarrassed since Eyewitness News and their damn nightvision cameras caught me with that east side hooker, ass in the air, leaning inside my Beemer's side window.

How was I to know "she" was a transvestite? Christ.

I think what I'll miss most of all is those...suppers...on the dinette table at Rogue's place ( #69 Big 'O' Trailer Park, East Jesus, SC. 555-0501). The way she would teasingly baste my plump, firm, all-beef wiener with her special clam sauce, lovingly slip it into her tight, springy buns and expertly bake it in her warm oven until...until...UNTIL...oh God...OH GOD!...JESUS!...ahhhHHHHH!...done.

2004-02-10T22:24:00.000-08:00
I was a young university student -- I was staying at a farm.
We had to stay there for a few days. There was a few guys
staying there. One of them was an agricultural college grad, I think.
We had a few beers...we got pretty loaded...and there was this cow and, um...
I'm sure you know what...it was apparently something they did quite often.
I'm sure you know what cultural relativism means -- you know, when in Rome...
It's actually not quite as odd as you might think...

2004-02-10T15:30:00.000-08:00
Hey Rogue!