I was a young university student -- I was staying at a farm.
We had to stay there for a few days. There was a few guys
staying there. One of them was an agricultural college grad, I think.
We had a few beers...we got pretty loaded...and there was this cow and, um...
I'm sure you know what...it was apparently something they did quite often.
I'm sure you know what cultural relativism means -- you know, when in Rome...
It's actually not quite as odd as you might think...